10/5/09

Dear Santa,.... My 2 Scents



Dear Santa,

I know it's early and I hope I don't disturb your much deserved rest but, well, I was hoping to be included on the Christmas list this year.  You see, for 13 years I've had someone in diapers or potty training and I am happy to report that we have officially moved on.  Potty training is over... for good. 


After 13 years of smelling pee in various forms and places (diapers, dirty undies, wet beds, missed toilets, car seats, and yes, the carpet) I am ready to leave behind the test and trials of waste odor and will do so without ever looking back.  Yes, I am ready to rid my home of pee smells forever and move on to the next phase of odor challenges... body odor.   In order to fully accept my new phase of motherhood and in hopes of not over powering my sensitive nasal nerves, I would like a carpet cleaner for Christmas.


P.S.- If it's not too much trouble, I would really appreciate deodorant in all my children's stockings... except that Axe brand.... my sons have decided that Axe is the ladies preferred choice of mens cologne... it is not mine I assure you....and they do not need to worry right now about what ladies prefer.... for a good. long. time.

7 comments:

The JAMC Johnsons said...

Oh, how I would love a carpet cleaner for Christmas, too! Our potty training days left quite a mark on our poor carpet.

Reese said...

Laughing my head off!!!

Jessica said...

HAHAHA! Love it! I'm approaching my first potty training experience quite quickly and it is scaring me already!

ness said...

love it-great post!

i haven't even entered the potty training phase yet-i have that to look forward too:)

i hope you get your carpet cleaner for christmas-you deserve it!

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

Oooohhh...a carpet cleaner. I would have NEVER thought to ask for one before I had kids. ;)

Simply Susan said...

One of the best Christmas presents I ever received!

Pam said...

Congratulations on being pee free! I can hear the Hallelujah Chorus ringing out now! Hope you get your Christmas wish.

XO,
Pam

 
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