Let's play I Spy....
Can you find...
- A crock pot on my counter... oops thought I put that away.
- A half revived, half rotting jar of cilantro on the counter.... oops thought I cleared that too.
- Brown bananas on the counter.... yep, never got that bread going.
- Crap all over my office file cabinet... the camera team had a gag order to not film or speak of the condition of the rest of the room.
- A FREE tree to replace THIS ONE decorated with $15 worth of Walmart Plastic bulbs, and $6 worth of Dollar Tree stuff and tea cups and gold spoons pillaged from my china set wired to the limbs? After 14 years of marriage this is my first matching grown up tree. Yes, the tree was my greatest joy today.
- My second chin and the 20 lbs I THOUGHT I lost.
- Grey hair. Um... I had to part my hair on the wrong side to avoid looking like my Grandma.
- TALKING WITH MY EYES CLOSED!!! Geesh, I look like a goon. Can you tell I went to bed at 1 AM the night before?
Deadline for ordering is Dec. 10th. We're cranking the prices up to the full $8 on Monday because I'm pooped and need to feel like I'm making a million dollars for operating on 5 hours of sleep a night. SO, get ordering and spread the word before the weekend!