
Yes, this is an exercising post. Don't worry,
ya'll will feel like a bunch of Jane Fonda's after reading this post
cuz I'm gonna give it to you straight...
I think someone exhumed my exercise loving gene at birth. I don't enjoy exercising... and it's starting to show.
I've always been active. I'm a healthy eater except for an
occasional french fry fix and well... it's no mystery that I like chocolate... I might even say I need it....
okay, I can't live without it... alright, I MAY have a problem with eating right. But I'm not a big fast food person,
unless I have no time to run home and fix food and my kids are bonkers in the car... okay, I like hamburgers and well what's a hamburger without something fizzy to go with it.... did I mention my kids go bonkers in the car more times out of the week than I can count?..... I'm done for.
The truth is I find physical fitness to be my personal challenge. Anyone else out there nodding their heads? I know how important it is. I want to be around until I'm 110 cuz that's how long it's gunna take me to learn good grammar, punctuation and sentence structuring not to mention the fact that "gunna" isn't a word. I struggle to fit fitness into my routine and now that I'm 34 with 6 children and over 65% of my hair is gray, I LOOK like the prime candidate for a diet ad. So, if you think you're going to get a fabulous how-to on getting fit, well, please direct your attention to Weight Watchers and The Biggest Loser websites.

In all my experienced years I 'll tell you what I've learned: There are skinny people and there are those "other" people. Skinny people can look at a bowl of M&M's in the kitchen and walk by that bowl for 3 days and never take a bite. They know the ice cream is in the fridge and they could cave any minute but, they're "not in the mood," or "not hungry." Skinny people can eat a dessert at a restaurant and get half way finished and say, "I've had enough" then leave the plate for the waitress to take. Skinny people have some fantastic magical power of self control that I believe could only be bestowed on me by way of a magic wand....
cuz I'm a fat person. I prefer to say phat person... I wake up and think, "when I go downstairs I'm not going to eat an M&M before breakfast" I head into the kitchen an start fixing my kids food. The minute I get distracted my hand is in the M&M bowl and I've eaten a hand full of candy. I could never leave my well prepared dessert that I enjoy at the restaurant for the waitress to take....

you see... I think food, socialize food, happy myself with food... I enjoy it. Did I mention that last summer I did a chocolate tour of NYC? Wish I could squeeze you all in my 12 passenger van for a repeat tour!... Maybe we'll schedule one when I'm rich and famous... or just rich. These creations are from Max Brenner... I'll do a chocolate post someday... too much to write.

Skinny and fat or phat has much to do with state of mind and self- control. As I am grotesquely revealing, I have little. I did however marry well and married a skinny person to keep me in check! Dear sweet hubby is a health nut AND abounding with self-control (though he fights that control when he sees a useful piece of wood on the side of the road or a useful power cord at the thrift store). We are the old nursery rhyme: Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, and so betwixt them both you see, they licked the platter clean.
So what's my point? Well, since it's impossible for me to plug into my husbands humming bird metabolism at night and let him burn calories for me, I have to do something I hate. Exercise. We all have to do things we don't like. Goodness, we're pea pushing broccoli loving mothers who make our kids eat because "it's good for you." Sometimes you gotta (see, I may even need 111 years to get gotta outta my brain) do something you don't like because it's good for you. I'm starting my summer exercise routine for the 1098 time and I'm trying to find a way to LOVE it.
I'm worth every grueling mile jogged. My kids are worth every cardio-crazed aerobic session. I have a lifetime left of keeping up with children and grandchildren and a skinny husband and I want to live it!
Okay! Enough of exercise talk. Guess what!?!?! I have knobs on all of my cabinets AND before pictures of my thrift store find for tomorrow! First I need to get those 24 silicone muffin liners off my counter tops and tidy up!
How do you make exercising fun? 'Cuz I'm gonna need the help!