Happy Monday! What a treat I have in store for you at the Pretty Organized Palace. You see, I've been working on my own celebrity talk show and wanted you to get the first transcript of my show!
(Loud Applause- Que entry music)
Welcome to Pretty Organized Palace... we have a great show in store for you today. My guests today are Nester girl from Nesting Place and the mysterious Battery Hacker Guy from... well, You Tube. Both have valuable information that are sure to inspire you and keep that money in your pocket book.
First up- she's a mother of 3 boys, a tassel creator extraordinaire, married to a great guy who doesn't freak out when she paints brick, and working her way to financial freedom by running one of the most successful home decorating blogs and teaching people how to decorate without going into debt. Please welcome my dear friend.... NESTER!!
(LOUD CHEERS... APPLAUSE.... Kimba stands up from the audience and flashes her homemade "Get your Nest on" t-shirt.... camera pan to Kimba then back to Entering Nester)
Pretty: Welcome Nester. Thanks so much for agreeing to appear on Pretty Organized Palace first instead of Oprah.
Nester: Oh, Pretty, I wouldn't dream of going anywhere else. I love your Palace! It speaks thrifty efficiency mixed with organized chic and a touch of realism... so glad to be here.
Pretty: So you are here I understand to promote your new eBook entitled "It doesn't Have to Be Perfect to be Beautiful."
Nester: That's right girl! I released my new eBook today over at The Nesting Place and want to invite everyone over to take a peek.
Kimba- I LOVE YOU NESTER!!!-- (que security)
Pretty: When I got your email last week inviting me to preview the book I was so excited. Of course you know I read the whole thing and LOVED it but I want you to tell everyone in my studio audience today about why you wrote the book:
Nester: Well, I answer a lot of that over at the Nesting Place but basically I wanted to write a manifesto about what I believe in. I want women all over the world to love their homes and make them places that they enjoy being in and want to share with people they love.
Pretty: In your book you have a section entitled Break the rules. I love that. Being a law abiding Christian rule breaking isn't my strong point... but I admit, after I saw you hang a door on your wall, glue fur on a wreath, and plant succulents in milk glass urns I'm convinced that breaking home decor rules are good for you.
Nester: That's right Pretty. The most important thing you can do for your home is make it what YOU love. In my new eBook you'll learn all about creating a space that's accomplishes it's purpose and reflects YOU. That to me is beauty... flaws and imperfections are beautiful and it's okay to have those in your home and still have a place that welcomes friends and family.
Pretty: Well Nester, our time is almost up. Where can our guests get a copy of your new eBook?
Nester: Everyone who visits Nesting Place today can download my eBook for free when they sign up for my newsletter!
Pretty: Free?!?!? Nester you're so generous. Thank you for visiting the Pretty Organized Palace today.
Nester: I wouldn't miss it friend. Glad to be here... your Palace is Imperfectly Beautiful.
Pretty: Well you heard it right from the toaster strudel eating, high heel loving, bird watching friend of mine. Head on over to Nesting Place and pick yourself up the new Ebook. Remember to tell her Pretty Organizer sent you.
::Celebrity Voice Impersonated::
Photo Credit: BHG.com
Next, we have a money saving tip for you handy moms out there who are tired of buying a majillion batteries for your quadrilion remotes, MP3's, and the like.
Mr. Battery Hacker Guy.... Take it away!
Okay.... this is what Snopes had to say about my battery hack guy! http://www.snopes.com/photos/humor/batteryhack.asp
Pretty: Thank you all for coming. Pretty Organized Palace was brought to you today buy the letters: CHEAP and the number: FREE. All guests of the Pretty Organized Palace stayed at their own house and in their pajamas instead of the Omni hotel.